Can't Catch Her

Peerie O's version of the classic MC Hammer hit -You cant Touch this....

Can’t catch her....Can’t catch her....Can’t catch her....Can’t catch her….

My-my-my-my gimmer runs very fast

Canna mind when I catched her last!

Next time I winna tak a hill een,

Far better wi een fae da back green

Dis dog is very forbidden

And I have slidden in the midden (sorry)

My gimmer is ahit da byre kickin her heels and I can’t catch her.

If shu gengs atween da waa an bailer

I think dit I could nail her

Ill tie da dug tae da tractor

Just so he canna distract her

Oh Shus got a moothfoo o neep shows

An Im ahit her, comin in low!

Shu no seen me, Im gotten a grip.

Yipee hits gimmer time!