It has been brough to the attention of Muckle Ossa that some folk dinna think anyone in da frozen north ever has any fun and that theres little to occupy oor time apart from diggin up mud to burn on da fire and saaaaaalting faaaaash an assorted lumps of dead sheep.
Well now den boy, boy, boy, boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, boy, whaaaaaas yon ower yonder, Jaaaaaaaahn Jaaaaahnsen Repaaaaaaaarting Shetland, I can honestly say its not at all true...
And to prove it we have sourced (at no expense whatsoever) this remarkeable pre-olympic record attempt training video for your delectation and delight. It proves, beyond a shoadow of a doubt that northmen are indeed tough & worthy of being called Vikings, and maybe just a little bit damp around da edges.
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This is exactly the kind of activity that Viking Energy are proposing to destroy. For generations the Shetland youth have hurled themselves into peat bogs in the central mainland. Without these bog related japes the children of Shetland will surely turn to drink and drugs. I have serched the internet for information regaring this matter, I can find none whatsoever thus proving its true!
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