Save it for a Rainy Day

.....what follows is todays banter between the Ossas and Fladda, start from the bottom & work up.....

My Cherished Muckle Ossa and Fladda

I have just found the most ingenious way of poetry compliation. Simply scribe what you wish to say, then apply a cheap and nasty free translating prog from the World Wide Web, then translate the translation back again. I sure you will agree that a most undecipherable tract will be returned. Arrange to make it look poetryfied and publish thus ensuring great accolades from the more artistically inclined.

Yours as Byron

Peerie Ossa

Fae Fladda

Is it me or is my brain hurting? Translation please.

Me thinks we may have our fist candidate to bungee jump into the muckle hole of Aberdeen.

A more holistic approach to holes, language and direction is called for.

Fladda

Fae Peeries Ossa

Oh, hmmmm. Actually it reads like a poem dunt it? Wait till I reorganise it into stanza….

Absolutely

It is a zero

still move forward to seriousness

and I am fed already

Scuffle

If you look close in of her

legs from NN

look the east to the West

you will overlook those you are not the same strength.

AHA, look out poet in residence…I am after your job pal !!!!!

Peerie Ossa (Poet in waiting)

Fae Muckle Ossa

Translates as…

absolutely It is a zero still move forward to seriousness and I am fed already scuffle. If you look close in of her legs from NN look the east to the West, you will overlook those you are not the same strength.

So no further forward

Muckle Ossa

Fae Perrie Ossa

Git oot dy translator boy!!!

Perrie Ossa

Fae Muckle Ossa

Wots all that nonsense then?

Muckle Ossa

Fae Perrie Ossa

durchaus Es ist null vorsetzen an die Ernst noch und ich bin gefüttert rauf bereits. Falls Sie aussehen dicht am ihrer Beine ab NN schauen Ost zu Abendland , Sie werden übersehen jene Sie sind nicht dieselbe Stärke.

Peerie Ossa

Fae Muckle Ossa

Have you lost it because I’m not there yet.

Muckle Ossa

Fae Perrie Ossa

Friends, I can’t see you. Where are you? Having watched a particularly educational episode on the Moving Picture Generator I got to thinking about Muckle O’s legs. One of them is considerably thicker than the other. Do you think Muckle O could be helped….Erk, even worse myself and Fladda have no legs. Hits an ill pairted world.

Peerie Ossa