Ronas Hill & St. Magnus Bay Hotel

The Ossa’s had Ronas ower fur a few drams last night, bit as usual Ronas overdid it. Everytime, dey fill demsels and dan sit wi da clankin remorse. Weel Ronas really did it last night. Da Ossas wir a bit concerned for Ronas's welfare and nipped ower ta check on her. Weel, Ronas is getting on a bit noo and her water control is no whit hit used ta be. When da Ossas wan ower, dey discovered dit Ronas wis hain a bit o incontinence…hit wis comin oot aa wye! See photo below. Da Ossa towt dey wid leave Ronas in peace as she said she wis feelin a bit seek anaa. Hopefully she will be able ta keep her stack on or dey will likely be anidder clood.

Seein as dey wir in da local dey nipped in alang da Magnus bay Hotel fur a spot o lunch….and were very blyde dey did! First an foremost, dey ir fairly getting da old place sorted. Massive progress since dey took ower. The old place is startin get back hits former glory…really good tae see.

On to lunch….StMBH provides a portion size that befits a rather large sea feature. Peerie O and Muckle O couldna feenish it aa. MO’s fish wis o biblical proportions. The welcome was warm and the staff are so helpful, gyan oot o dir wye and doin da extra mile seems ta be nae budder ava. Da food was cooked ta perfection, da salad freshly made and PROPER HANDCUT FAE PROPER TATTIES ON DA PREMISES BY A HUMAN chips.

Verdict – Floats my tattie both food and service.

Wadder

Peerie O is drookled dis morn. Whit sort o a day is dis? Had a look to see whit da wadder aside Auld Rasmie wis doin. No great, bit better than da wadder at da Ossas. 12 degrees wi a brisk (dat just doesna do da wind speed justice) norderly wind and p*****g rain. Da yows dit were clipped on Sunday ir gyan around wi dir knees knockin, lookin bewildered. POs cat has come doon wi feline SAD, she didna even get up dis mornin…..mind you da wadder shouldna come as any surprise as PO has commenced renovations on da gairdin shed, which had da roof removed yiisterday ready fur a new Perspex roof so now you can wade to da high watter mark inside da shed.

However, adopting a positive mental attitude, Longa Tonga said that at least the forecast was right fur a change!!! By the way Rasmie, PO is sittin here wi flooer envy! However POs strawberries could cause Rasmie to turn a shade o green!!

Peerie O is a little bewildered

Peerie O is bewildered by you human lot…I dunno. Not having been in cyberspace lately PO is playing catch up. PO is aware that being a rock PO does not understand the intricacies of human beans (PO likes BFG). Lookin at Clarkersgate, fur da piece o wark dit was made aboot da Assistant Chief Executive job….given dit several real proper job (titles) wir offered, bit no, dat wis nae use. Da council dan hed ta u turn (apparently dey have hed lessons fae Darcy Busstle on how no ta turn hedlight when birrlin) and reinstated da ACE.

All dis at whit cost??????????? Dan efter aa dat da ACE wants a secondment….and dey ir geen hit tae him. How will dey manage??? Is somebody going to have to be employed to cover????????? using the corrert advertising and recruiting procedures of course??? PO may apply fur dat. Where will the secondment be to?? Orkney perhaps? Does innybody else hae a ACE?

Nixt on POs list, we have a new SNP candidate perhaps? PO is amazed at the speed and the cut and thrust of all you human types. Can’t wait to hear da manifesto. More da moran…

Eider a Duvet

Muckle O wis informed that some Killer Whales were oot & aboot showing off doon 'da sooth end'. Nae sign o dem though but da Eiders were oot wi chicks.....

Here's da soond recording o da male Eider - woooooooooo.