Peerie O is a little bewildered

Peerie O is bewildered by you human lot…I dunno. Not having been in cyberspace lately PO is playing catch up. PO is aware that being a rock PO does not understand the intricacies of human beans (PO likes BFG). Lookin at Clarkersgate, fur da piece o wark dit was made aboot da Assistant Chief Executive job….given dit several real proper job (titles) wir offered, bit no, dat wis nae use. Da council dan hed ta u turn (apparently dey have hed lessons fae Darcy Busstle on how no ta turn hedlight when birrlin) and reinstated da ACE.

All dis at whit cost??????????? Dan efter aa dat da ACE wants a secondment….and dey ir geen hit tae him. How will dey manage??? Is somebody going to have to be employed to cover????????? using the corrert advertising and recruiting procedures of course??? PO may apply fur dat. Where will the secondment be to?? Orkney perhaps? Does innybody else hae a ACE?

Nixt on POs list, we have a new SNP candidate perhaps? PO is amazed at the speed and the cut and thrust of all you human types. Can’t wait to hear da manifesto. More da moran…

Peerie O discusses Da Mareel

Peerie O was sitting mindin PO’s own the other day and as usual a tanker makin for Sullom guid by causing a (not unpleasant) vibration. Dis got PO tinkin. The low frequency vibration noise transmission fae a boats engine travels really weel through da water an also transmits weel through aa solid matter, including PO. More thinking occurred an PO recalled dit Mareel, da loverly new music venue is biggit on land reclaimed fae da sea, right nixt ta the Holmsgirt ferry terminal and truth be telt in da middle o Lerick Harbour.

Noo certainly, if a concert wis on you widna notice inny noise or vibration as a boat passed. Bit whit aboot da recordin studio? PO understands dit a state o da art recordin studio is bein installed in said Mareel. I winder if dey hiv considered dis when selectin the sound insulation fur da place?? PO is no an expert on acoustics bit Po does ken dit particle collision air borne noise transmission is much easier ta insulate against than direct contact transmission….Da type o insulation for low frequency direct contact transmission noise is invariably much more engineered and thus his a price tag ta match….

Just an observation.

Peerie O discusses Clark & The Sun

Peerie does not like to court controversy, but PO feels that the vicious rumour The Sun is putting about re Mr Clark and his partner should be corrected. Although The Sun has pictures of the couple in what appears to a Canary Island , Peerie O believes this to be photoshopped. In fact PO believes that they are in fact in Manchester.

This can be verified by the eagle eyed followers of Coronation Street who were watching last Monday night, when Mr Clark himself appeared in the Rovers Return just behind Dev the shop keeper who was out having a pint with his mates, Ashley the butcher and Peter the recovering alcoholic while Rita and Audrey, the mature glamourpusses, were having a cat fight over an “escort.”

Peerie Ossa loves CS.

Peerie O & Fladda Discuss Cement Mixers

Peerie O and Fladda have been dicussing the relative merits of electrically powered cement mixers vs petrol power. PO observed that the length of cable was a limiting factor on where concretion activities could be carried out thus a petrol powered mixer would be more useful. Fladda said that although this might be true the issue could be circumnavigated by a little imaginative thinking…nae innovation and creation. Form thence to the drawing board and draft 1 was designed, however limitations to the system were immediately noticed..not least wind was always required when mixing. This also has other disadvantages..see below.

Draft design 2 was then designed. We think you will agree that this provides a green alternative to petrol driven mixers. An added bonus is that your thighs and “buns” are as tight as a crabs bottom at 40 fathoms.

On way to the Patent Office…..

PO and Fladda